Governor: DANTE LAMONT MCCARROLL JR

Secretary of State: ANDREW (THE MEAT MAN) BUTCHER

Auditor: STEVEN CHHABRA (FED)

Treasurer: JOHN "COUNTIN STACKS" KOLAR

Commissioner of Agriculture: TANNER CARR

Attorney General: MITCHELL WINKIE

Justice of the Supreme Court: PARAAG "BROWN JUSTICE" GUPTA, GENE BAILEY, RICHARD CASTO, JAMIE ROSE, MATT "THE VERDICT" MINARD