2016 ALMBS Primary Election Results
FEDERALIST PARTY
GOVERNOR
NIALL (A HARD NAME TO FORGET) DIEH . . 39 19.70%
SECRETARY OF STATE
CAMDEN (CAM) WHITE . . . . . . . 54 27.69%
AUDITOR
(MOUNTAIN DEW) DEWEY CALHOUN BROWN . . 92 47.18%
TREASURER
ANDREW (SLUSS BUS) SLUSSER. . . . . 84 42.86
COMMISSIONER OF AGRICULTURE
EVAN ALLEN . . . . . . . . . . 193 100.00%
ATTORNEY GENERAL
JACOB ((BAG) PIPE IT UP!) EARLE . . . 67 33.84
NATIONALIST PARTY
GOVERNOR
DANIEL (REDMAN) BENNETT. Â . Â . Â . Â . Â . Â Â Â Â 54 Â 27.41%
SECRETARY OF STATE
ERIC JOHNSON . . . . . . . . . 123 62.44%
AUDITOR
SIMON NERO . . . . . . . . . . 142 72.82%
TREASURER
(PIRATE) WESLEY DICKENSON . . . . . 57 28.79%
COMMISSIONER OF AGRICULTURE
HADEN MILLER . . . . . . . . . 83 41.92%
ATTORNEY GENERAL
COLE PANCAKE . . . . . . . . . 118 59.90%
JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT
SEAN (THE FIVE GUYS) DOYLE. . . . . 97 5.13
RYAN YOUNG . . . . . . . . . . 119 6.29
JONATHAN WIMER. . . . . . . . . 89 4.71
GREG (GUY) KERERE. . . . . . . . 103 5.45
MARQUISE (QUISE) GULLEDGE . . . . . 110 5.82