2016 ALMBS Primary Election Results

FEDERALIST PARTY

GOVERNOR
NIALL (A HARD NAME TO FORGET) DIEH . . 39 19.70%

SECRETARY OF STATE
CAMDEN (CAM) WHITE . . . . . . . 54 27.69%

AUDITOR
(MOUNTAIN DEW) DEWEY CALHOUN BROWN . . 92 47.18%

TREASURER
ANDREW (SLUSS BUS) SLUSSER. . . . . 84 42.86

COMMISSIONER OF AGRICULTURE
EVAN ALLEN . . . . . . . . . . 193 100.00%

ATTORNEY GENERAL
JACOB ((BAG) PIPE IT UP!) EARLE . . . 67 33.84


NATIONALIST PARTY

GOVERNOR
DANIEL (REDMAN) BENNETT.  .  .  .  .  .        54   27.41%

SECRETARY OF STATE
ERIC JOHNSON . . . . . . . . . 123 62.44%

AUDITOR
SIMON NERO . . . . . . . . . . 142 72.82%

TREASURER
(PIRATE) WESLEY DICKENSON . . . . . 57 28.79%

COMMISSIONER OF AGRICULTURE
HADEN MILLER . . . . . . . . . 83 41.92%

ATTORNEY GENERAL
COLE PANCAKE . . . . . . . . . 118 59.90%


JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT

SEAN (THE FIVE GUYS) DOYLE. . . . . 97 5.13
RYAN YOUNG . . . . . . . . . . 119 6.29
JONATHAN WIMER. . . . . . . . . 89 4.71
GREG (GUY) KERERE. . . . . . . . 103 5.45
MARQUISE (QUISE) GULLEDGE . . . . . 110 5.82